How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Rebecca Black

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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