Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Don't think of granny porn

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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