- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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