- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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