- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

YOU IS DUM

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Bin Laden is dead.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Knock knock (No one is home)

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