- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Hellen Keller

Du bist mein Kampf

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Penis!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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