What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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It says so on your cap.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Whats 0+0 0

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Wolf Pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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