- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A man farted. Another man walked away.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Knock knock No one was home

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Asians

OGC - tilt your head

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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