What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Banana(s)

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Penis.

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What is brown and sticky?

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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