- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Banana(s)

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Penis.

What is brown and sticky?

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

why did Max cry??? chicken

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