- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

An asian walks out of math class

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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