A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

robin, get in the car.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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