Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What is brown and sticky?

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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ps3

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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