Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Sex. That is all.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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