Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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lololololololololol

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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imadewords

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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