Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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lololololololololol

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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imadewords

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

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