Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Hitler was Jewish.

What is next?

2

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

My mom.

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