"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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dog

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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S.O.P.A

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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