How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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