roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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guess what chicken butt

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Tennesse

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Rebecca Black

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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