whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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maddie latino

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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