- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's up? The sky.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

whos gay? you are

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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