- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Johnson stops eating

roses are red, violets are violet

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Chuck Norris died.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Nathan Gooderson.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

It's your mother, open the door.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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