What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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