- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

World Peace

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Your mother

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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