Tennesse

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

whats pale and white your ass.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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