So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Du bist mein Kampf

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

who smells? •Liam

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

women leaving the kitchen

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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