Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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S.O.P.A

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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