Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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That's Racist

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Compton

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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