A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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who smells? •Liam

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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