- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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