What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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