alert("The Game");//

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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I am really good at math debating

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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