Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Hey, Max!!

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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