whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Hey, Max!!

It says so on your cap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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