What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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