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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Anne Frank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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