- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Whats 9 + 10? 19

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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