I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Knock, knock. Come in.......

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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