why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Sex. That is all.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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