Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

An iguana walks out of a bar

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Sex. That is all.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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