Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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maddie latino

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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