Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Amputations.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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