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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Amputations.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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