roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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