Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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cot!

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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World peace

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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