Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Chuck Norris.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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