- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

I avhe dyiaexls.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Paul Dylan King!

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

roses are red, violets are violet

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

oh hiya come in

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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