Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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whats really hot the sun

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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