you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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9/11/2001

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Chrissy is funny.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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