snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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penis

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Who has downs this joke

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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