- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

what do you call a black man named mike

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Is this a chair?

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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