What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Canida

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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antijokes

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Religion

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Chrissy is funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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