Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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