There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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