- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Get in the van

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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