what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Your mom goes to college

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Justin Bieber

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Hitler is my role model

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Lil' Wayne

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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