- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Adam Sandler.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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