What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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penis that is all

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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AVI IS A FAG

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Women's rights.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Rebecca Black

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cory is gay

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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