- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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cory is gay

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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