Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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