Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Flab

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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