Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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dog

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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