Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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