A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Microsoft Windows

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Penis.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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