Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Penis.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Your mother

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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