What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Women's Rights

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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