R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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