roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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KEVIN HART

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Penis!

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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