Whats funnier than 24? 25

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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This is not a good joke.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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I'm gay.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Will you marry me?

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Anti Joke

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