whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Time flies like a banana.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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