your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Bin Laden is dead.

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