Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Women's rights.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Women

What should I name my dog?

hi

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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