Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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AVI IS A FAG

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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