What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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hi

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Womens rights

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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