- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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