Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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