- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

A bar walks into your mother.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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