What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Women's sports.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

like my drawing of a white person?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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