- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Womens rights

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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