- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Obama-Care

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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