Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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ruddell and dodds anal

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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