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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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