Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Microsoft Windows

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Your mother

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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