I only like NY as a friend.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

OGC - tilt your head

Asians

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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