A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Your mom goes to college

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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