How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Tim's gay.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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