Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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what time is it rape time

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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