penis that is all

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Steve Jobs.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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cory is gay

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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