Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Women

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Teen pregnancy

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

ROSS G IS OBESE

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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