Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Du bist mein Kampf

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What lives underground? Grandpa

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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