Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

nine...eleven

Poop

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

you just lost the game!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

This is not a good joke.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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