Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Your mom

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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