What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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WTF BOOOOOM

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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The WNBA

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Sarah Palin is President

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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