How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Women's rights.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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