What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Anti Joke

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