A man. That is all.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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My mom just died....

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Tim's gay.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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