What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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So dont touch it

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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