- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

A guy is playing cod

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

obama is a good president

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

who eats pencils asians

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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