What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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My mom just died....

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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balls in ya mouf

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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