How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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knock knock your gay

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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