What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Anti Joke

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