A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Boobs are nasty!

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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I love Ciara!

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Kittens.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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