Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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8===========D O:

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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the guy below me is gay

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Small titties.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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the your face joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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