- Anti Joke

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

You know George Washington? He died.

Grapefruit.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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