A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Boobs are nasty!

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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I love Ciara!

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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A black goes to college

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Kittens.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Women's sports.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Anti Joke

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