- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Knock Knock No one answers....

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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