What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Compton

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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shut up

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Tim's gay.

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A man. That is all.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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