Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

AVI IS A FAG

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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