Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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My mom's dead

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Boobs are nasty!

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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I love Ciara!

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Kittens.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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