Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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women's lacrosse.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Anti Joke

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