What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

My mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

You know George Washington? He died.

A guy is playing cod

ollie is a fag so are you

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...