Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Anti Joke

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