Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

a show horse jumps over a bar

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Avery has crabs.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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