Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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cot!

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Avery has crabs.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

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