- Anti Joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Steering Wheel Face.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

newt gingrich

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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