- Anti Joke

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

Chuck Norris died.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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