How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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