- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

I can't think of a joke!

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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