What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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potato farming

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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HTML

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Anti Joke

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