- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Communism

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

An asian walks out of math class

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

96

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Hey Caleb.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

women's rights.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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