666 im christian

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Banana(s)

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

your mother is so lesbian

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Patrick is gay

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

whats gay ? you

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

KEVIN HART

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