What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Women's Basketball.

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Amputations.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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