What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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SPAMS!!!

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Jokes are funny.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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boobs

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Rebecca Black.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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i hate you.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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