what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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