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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What flys? A fly

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

This is not a good joke.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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