Avery has crabs.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Fuck her

Tim's gay.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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