Fuck her

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Tim's gay.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

A baby seal walks into a club.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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