I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Women's Rights

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Write your own

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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