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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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ur mother

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Adam Sandler.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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