Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

knock knock whos there .. derp

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

You know George Washington? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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