- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

The glass is half an hour.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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